Tuesday, June 12, 2012

Alextopia.

I definitely should be going to bed since I have to be up at a disgustingly early hour tomorrow. But as I was brushing my teeth and pacing around my bathroom (those of you who know me know I cant keep still for more than three seconds. If it weren't viewed as so abnormally bizarre, I would def pace all the time.), I started thinking about how much better life is an my little head. I have all the perfect ideas and theories mapped out which would create an essentially pleasant land for me to live in. And I'm sure that everyone has their own perfect world in their mind, but not everyone has a blog under mine name in which they post whatever they're thinking about. But since I happen to have just that, I think I will share with you some of my ideal world (Alextopia...not that I've given it enough thought to name it or anything..).

  •  No job or school shall start earlier than nine in the morning. It's just cruel to have to wake up early.
  • There will be no talking before ten in the morning. Only hugging. Okay, maybe some talking. But only if it is to tell a girl she is beautiful. Or a boy he is handsome.
  • Everyone should have to learn the piano or guitar.
  • Gas will be free. In fact, everything will be free. Including the new Michael Kors satchel at Macy's that I've been eyeballing for several weeks now.
  • There will be no such thing as pale skin. Life's just better tan.
  • Everyone should have to go to a zoo, beach or park at least once a month. Just so they can relax and enjoy the simple found beauty in nature. 
  • There will be no games in dating. Just simple "I like you so let's hang out and fall in love and get married and be together all the time".
  • There will be no such things as bullies. They just wont exist. 
  • Jealousy and hatred won't exist either.
  • Nutella will be available on every street corner.
  • Sephora and Sprinkles will have vending machines on every street.
  • Cupcakes will be the main food group. 
  • Trips to Paris will always be free. Because Paris is always a good idea.
  • Calories wont exist. 
  • The only size beds available will be California Kings.
  • The whole world will smell like flowers and fresh laundry.
  • Monday's will always be canceled. 
A girl can dream.



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